Death

My story

Where it all came from?

1. Genesis

   Around 4 billion years ago

   Some weird shit happened and life was born. Once there is life, death comes with it. The first living creature has died. As life evolves, death takes shape of some possible state of organism, that every creature should avoid at all costs.

2. Emergence

   Less than a billion years ago

   Simple cells evolved into multicellular organisms. There is no clear distinction when this has happened, but as complexity grows, systems called animals began creating an inner representation of outer world. Now death exists not only as something that is opposed to life, like a shadow is opposed to light, but as some obscure feeling of the coming nothingness.

3. Incarnation

   • Mainstream version

     5508 B.C.

     Adam and Eve have done some horny things bought MacBook eat some apples and therefore were exiled from the Garden of Eden. They have known the fruit of knowledge. And this knowledge was the empty nature of reality. They realized that life cannot exist without death and they were doomed by this burden. Thus death (me) gains its second birth.

   • Alternate version ^{Seems to be not so realistic, though}

     < 2 million years ago

     As animals developed, their inner world did too. The obscure feeling of life became more clear. Symbols were born. Each of them aims to reflect a piece of reality in a mental world. Every time a new word is spoken, the thing it is describing is discovered. The word that means "death" was spoken for the first time.

4. DLC

   near 30 A.D.

   Some random people execute a guy named Jesus. In 7 days God noticed that and made git reset HEAD~ then he has staged all files, but deleted the name of the guy both from alive.json and death.json. Then he pushed commit to origin/heaven and created pull request to merge branch heaven with emptiness.